In honor of the quotes thread, a party to which I am far too late, I offer the new t-shirts I ordered today (ThinkGeek.com).
[In the obvious font]
Han Shot First
[Typical red "hello, my name is" name tag badge on a black t-shirt]
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
I'm almost afraid to ask since what I hear from you guys may inspire me to drain my bank account, but what's your favorite snarky shirts?
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