I've tried the .bin file approach and the .tar.bz2 file approach and neither works.
When I invoke acroread, I get
drshred@merle:~/Downloads/AdobeReader$ acroread
/usr/bin/acroread: 22: exec: /opt/Adobe/Reader9/Reader/intellinux/bin/acroread: not found
Perhaps it's a 32-bit applications running on a 64-bit machine?
North America
Europe, Middle East and Africa
Asia Pacific