I just want the straight out garden variety programs, install on hard drive, run offline - on local PC only - pay the price for a perpetual license, never have to connect this computer to the internet again. But I keep being railroaded into buying packages, creative clouds, monthly billing, behance accounts and so on and so on...
Am I misunderstanding the products? I used these a few years ago, they were quite simple and straightforward back then.
You'll need to purchase Photoshop CS6 and Lightroom 4 individualy.
You can buy Photoshop CS6 and Lightroom 5 as perpetual licenses. Pay once, own forever (provided you've got the hardware and operating system to run them).
Photoshop CC is subscription only (Cloud only)