Looking around, I see no way to cancel, purge, delete, crush, mutilate, bend, fold, tear, or otherwise get rid of my ADE forum account.
I know there's a button somewhere, or does Adobe forbid it? The ADE version of Huis Clos? Or perhaps:
ESTRAGON: Nothing to be done.
VLADIMIR: Give up, you made an account.
ESTRAGON: I had wanted to remove it.
VLADIMIR: Ah, but you must not. It is hidden.
ESTRAGON: What is hidden?
VLADIMIR: It! It is not a bug, but a feature.
ESTRAGON: Perhaps if I pay $30 for a support call?
VLADIMIR: It is not a bug, but a feature.
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