back up all your personal data
remove SIM card from phone
smash iphone into little pieces and place in envelope with note to Jobs to stick it where the sun doesnt shine
buy an Android
laugh quietly to yourself at how easy life is now
Haha, I whole heartedly agree with kokorito there.
But yes, you will have to go through iTunes and be approved by Apple before you can even start testing on the device. Adobe has some documentation on the process.