Someone please contact Adobe and let them know that one of
the hamsters in the server room died. This site used to run pretty
slow on the two hamster system, but with only one hamster powering
the servers this site has come to a screeching halt. Please donate
anything you can spare so that Adobe can purchase a new hamster, or
maybe upgrade to a workhorse gerbil server 5000.
PS - I am sorry that you just waited 10 minutes of watching
your browser seamingly freeze just to read this message.